Mr Santa Claus (aka Socks and Drawz) - RemBunction
LYRICS:
Every year I only get socks and draw
Well could you tell me what's the cause
Why every year I only get socks and draws
You say I'm a bad boy
But this year I was good
I was so nice
I did all the things that I should
And not cause yuh watching
I had love in my heart
I was behaving
From since the year start
Ah go come to de north pole
Ah go cuff yuh in yuh nosehole
Ah go pelt yuh with a snow ball
You doing this ever since I small
Chorus...
When yuh makin list
And yuh checking it twice
You have to admit
This year I was nice
I cut out de liquor
And I hardly swear
So yuh better not give me
No damn underwear.
Ah go hunt all yuh reindeer
Yuh think I'm a mook
Ah going by Scrunter
And We go make a lil cook
Chorus...
Every year I does treat you good
Put out milk and cookies and thing
But every single year well it aint no joke
Is de same nonsense yuh does bring
Look Under de Christmas tree
And tell me what is the cause
For these ugly argyle socks
And 3 packs of draws
I not asking for plenty
I doh mind shirt
Well Santa believe me
Yuh elves could get hurt
Chorus...
Muh aunt get a new car
Muh cousin get a rolex
Muh uncle who break up with he wife
Well them still vex but,
Yuh getting me angry
Yuh giving me a complex
This year I not joking
so hear what is next
Ah go puncture the tires
On yuh sleigh ride
Mess up the interior when you step inside
Chorus...
Aye aye no socks, what! no draws
Ah get a shirt this year, and some perfume, and a tie!
Appps... thank you Santa Claus.
VE IS L